Body Type:
Swimmers' Build (But I can't swim)

Ethnicity:
Puppet

Smoke:
No

Drink:
No

Religion:
WASP

Politics:
Republican

Occupation:
Investment Banker

Interests:
I'm seeking a committed partner who can pretend we're not gay when we're out in public. Otherwise, I'm a very tender-hearted and caring individual. As long as you don't tell anyone we're in a relationship. I'm loads of fun. As long as you keep quiet about it.

Relationship Type:
Next question

Turn Ons:
A man who is discreet.

Turn Offs:
Flaunting it.